“Mamma, would you like to buy this?”
We’re at a departmental store, purchasing our monthly groceries. Stwabbit is standing there, among the shelves, holing a tube of ‘Fair & Lovely’, a much-advertised fairness cream.
“No!” exclaims the Missus. “I’m fair enough, thank you!”
Stwabbit follows her around, tube in hand.
“You’ll look beautiful, like Aishwarya Rai!” she pleads.
“I don’t want to look like Aishwarya Rai! Put it back on the shelf!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure! PUT IT BACK!!!”
There’s a pregnant pause. Then, Stwabbit turns around and shrugs.
“Oh, well. If you don’t want to be fair and beautiful, that’s your problem!”
3 comments:
She is one little grand ma!
Soon she will ask you to buy Fair and Handsome, and look like Hrithik Roshan :)))
hey!!
why no new update?? hows the lil one doing?
Thanks for dropping by, IMH and Priyanka...
No updates for a while, because I've been too lazy to write :-)
I'll be more regular, henceforth...
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