Stwabbit’s teachers are a frustrated lot. Here’s what they had to say to the Missus, at the parent-teacher meeting…
1. She is EXTREMELY talkative. Though she sits on the first bench, next to the quietest boy in the class, that does not deter her from yapping continuously. The ‘quietest boy in the class’ is no longer so - she has taught him the joys of yapping, too!
2. She loves “object talk”. She delivers a speech to the entire class, every hour…
3. She talks to the Disney characters on her pencil-box. She also makes all her classmates greet her pencil-box every day!
4. She’s been giving fashion tips to her teachers, expecting them to be meticulous in the way they dress…
5. The teachers thought she’d control her yapping if she were made monitor of the class, so they gave her the coveted post for a fortnight… in gross abuse of the position, she would go to every desk and chat with her friends. That put a hole in the theory!
I feel bad at having missed the session - I’m going to make it a point to be there, the next time around!
