“Papa, you should stop smoking”, Stwabbit advises.
“Why?” I ask.
Stwabbit: “Because, it’s not good for health.”
Me: “So, what happens if I keep smoking?”
Stwabbit: “You will die!”
“And, what will happen if I die?” I persist, hoping to get some emotional jazz from her.
“Who will drive us around, then?!!”